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LAUGHTER TODAY: HEART TRANSPLANT

Posted by JENIE=) Friday, April 1, 2011

HAHAHA! Yet again let us feel younger with this joke...

Heart Transplant

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. The doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed and asked the doctor what hearts were available, reminding him that he was rich, and money was no object.

"I have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000."

The doctor continued, "The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's also $100,000."

The third is from a middle-aged man who was a heavy drinker and smoker and ate a lot of red meat. It's $500,000."

"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"

"Yeah, but he was a lawyer. Of the three hearts, it's the least used."

Thanks to myhumour for the share.

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