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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Two little kids lined up for surgery are lying in stretchers outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid tries to reassure the other and says, "Oh! don't worry. It's very simple. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."
The second kid, feeling a little better, then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"
We almost always follow what our doctors say...so does this man ;)
A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t
you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’."
The Doctor said, "I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t
you?"The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’."
The Doctor said, "I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
I believe in "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE"...
An extremely overweight man was put on a diet by his doctor.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds," the doctor said.
When the man returned, the doctor was shocked that the man had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The man nodded... "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from all that skipping."
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