DoctorJokes.net made me smile today, may be it will make you smile too. Kindda green joke though...green and silly actually.
A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight." "Eighty-eight," she purred. "Good. Now I’m going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say ’Eighty-eight.’" "Eighhty...eighhhhtttt." "Fine. Now I’m going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say ’Eighty-eight.’" "One, two, three, four, five..."